"Yay! I'm THREE today!"
"What? Is it cake time, Mommy?"
"Oh, riiight. We have to wait for Daddy to come home."
"I sure do want some of that yummy birthday cake my Mommy made for me, though. "
"You sure we can't have cake yet Mommy? Look! Three fingers! I'm super cute!"
"Yeah, that one gets her every time."
"Yup. I'm three and she just can't resist me. I bet you I get birthday cake before Daddy gets home."